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About Me

My Show Biz Pedigree

My Non Show Biz Pedigree

Dayjobs

Locations

Stories You Should Ask Me to Tell You Next Time You See Me

 

My Show Biz Pedigree

TELEVISION WRITER

CNN Headline News - Not Just Another Cable News Show

Saturday Night Live Weekend Update

Mental Furniture (Pilot)

Jeff and Dave Present: Bachelor Lifestyle

SCREENWRITER

Dick and Jane Drop Acid and Die

DIRECTOR

 

Lone Drifter 
 (Kevin Maher’s one man show)

PSNBC
St. Marks Theatre
Trilogy Theatre
Surf Reality

TV Head 2056  (sketch group)

Kraine Theater

Crucify Me! 
 (Jay Oakes' one man show)

Surf Comedy Festival

One Wonders 
(Tom Carrozza’s one man show)

Todo Con Nada

Hamlet: 
Satanic Sentinel of the Suburbs

NYC Hamlet Festival
Surf Reality

PLAYWRIGHT

 

Hamlet: 
Satanic Sentinel of the Suburbs 

NYC Hamlet Festival
Surf Reality

The Dice Plays:
Mountain Vampire Goth Chicks 
&
Mrs. Copway’s Pony



Todo Con Nada
The Piano Store

Virus: A road movie of the mind

HOME for Theatre & Art

ONE-MAN SHOWS

Bug, Snot and Fish

The Emperor Has No Skin

A Time Machine and Twenty Bucks

HOST / MC

Toyota Comedy Festival

The Comedy Elite Show (1989-1990)

Serious Pratfalls (1992-1997)

SKETCH COMEDY

Mental Furniture

 

Live in LA

HBO’s Melrose Theatre

Live at the Public

Joseph Papp Public Theatre

Mental Furniture

American Theatre of Actors

Come Back to the Pain

The Samuel Beckett Theatre

Gestapo Geisha Girls

Todo Con Nada

My Pants Smell Funny

Todo Con Nada

IMPROVISATION AND COMEDY TROUPES

The First Amendment

Mental Furniture

The Comedy Elite Players

The Alternative Clamheads

Comedy O’Lympix

The Treehouse Cafe Players

The Disposable Giggle Twins

OTHER CLUBS, CABARET AND PERFORMANCE

The West Bank Cafe
Westbeth Theatre Center
UCB Theatre
Top of the Village Gate
Broadway Baby
The Comic Strip
Stand Up New York
The Comedy Cellar
Comedy U Grand
Paper Moon
Dune Road Comedy Club
The New Theatre
The Kraine Theatre

The Five Spot

Theatorium

The Comedy Tunnel
The Treehouse Cafe
Bananas Comedy Club
Backstage
Billy Jack Cafe
Comedy Works
The Improv
The Comedy Store
The Laugh Factory
HOME
Sanford Meisner Theatre
The Public Theatre
Astro's Turf

The Playground

ACTOR

Film

  Alien Sex Phone Psycho

  The Puerto Rican Mambo

  Cracking Up

  Dick and Jane Drop Acid and Die

  Macbeth, King of Scoutland

  Manic a Go-Go

  Pledge Night

Television

 Saturday Night Live (bit)

 Comedy Central’s Chef Promos

 Troma’s Edge TV (BBC)

 Go Radiowave Boy! (Japanese TV

 

Off-Broadway and Other Theatre

Macbeth, BSA

Westbeth Theatre
Samuel Beckett Theatre
West Bank Cafe
The Comedy Cellar
The Duplex

The Family Room

West Bank Theatre

All Spoken by 
a Shining Creature

The Piano Store

TRAINING

Improvisation

Paul Sills, The Groundlings East, Tom Carrozza, Jerry Diner, Joey Novick

Other

SUNY New Paltz

BA -- Theatre Arts

Second City, LA

Writing Program

New York University 
- SCPS

Film

 

My Non-Show Biz Pedigree

UCLA Medical Center -- EMT 1

NYPD Auxiliary Police Officer

Los Angeles County Sheriff's Community Academy

FEMA Community Emergency Response Team

New York Budo

The Shaolin Temple

 

Dayjobs

Tree man

Construction

Landscaping

Bartender (Times Square)

Bouncer (The Palladium)

Word Processor (Wall Street)

 

Locations

San Jose, CA

Morgan Hill, CA

Prunedale, CA

Ridgefield, CT

New Paltz, NY

New York City
 41st & 9th
 49th between 10th and 11th
 48th and 10th
 26th between 2nd and 3rd

West Hollywood, CA

 

Stories You Should Ask Me To Tell You Next Time You See Me (some of these are on this web site already)

Jumping off the bridge into Anderson Lake

Getting chased by the Military Police while UFO hunting

Getting chased by something else while UFO hunting

Eating a demon in the void

The fire in New Paltz

The fire next door on 48th street

The fire across the street from the Riviera

Almost getting into a fight, but the guy suddenly runs away

The guy with the pipe in the middle of the street

The people hanging off the side of the NY Times truck

"Is this blood we're walking in?"

"Do you know where New Jersey is?"

The guy who was not with the other two guys

How I got the huge scar on my right arm

How I got any of my scars

The first time I climbed while working for a tree crew

Learning how to spot purse-snatchers and pick-pockets

Why you shouldn't fuck the butcher's wife

Getting a gun pulled on me in the middle of a standup set

The time my landlord sent a guy to my door to rough me up, but he was not as scary I was.

Ask me about my first apartment in NY.

Ask me about my second apartment in NY

Seeing two shootings in the course of walking one block

The surveillance/counter-surveillance seminar and the two times I've been surveilled for real and made them

Dan Quayle's speech at Anapolis